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Buckaroo!

Saddle-stacking balancing game with spring-loaded plastic mule

Buckaroo!Does it not now seem that, in the ‘70s, the marketing people were trying to sell to parents, not to the kids? What else can explain the prevalence of TV ads throughout the decade saturated with cowboy imagery - the likes of Golden Nuggets, Texan Bars, the Milky Bar Kid… and Buckaroo!? The thing is, mums and dads had most likely been children themselves in the post-WWII era and would’ve been brought up on Saturday Matinees, John Wayne flicks and Wild West adventure serials. Somebody, somewhere decided that these were the folk who had the disposable incomes (nobody having yet invented the concept of “pester power”).

Here we have the epitome of that obsession with everything whip-crackin’, rootin’ tootin’ and animal abusin’, pardner. Easily-snapped plastic mouldings (ten-gallon hat, pitchfork, grappling hook, billy can and all that) are gently lowered in turn by players onto a 2D bucking bronco1. Too much weight causes the hair-trigger to release, sending the aforementioned implements flying across the living room, under the settee, into the dog’s mouth, and so on2.

Later variations cashed in on Spielberg’s Jaws (the eponymous game was a neat reversal of the same conceit; remove skulls, anchors, bits of boat, etc, from mouth of shark before it snaps shut) and, we presume, Cleese’s Fawlty Towers (Don’t Tip The Waiter employed a cardboard waiter onto whose carefully-balanced tray players were required to add counters depicting pizza, cakes and sandwiches).

Note the use of the exclamation mark in the title to imply excitement and/or surprise. Therein lies an unspoken suggestion that, at the climax, we might want to cry out the name of the game in a moment of catharsis and delight3.

On a not entirely unrelated note, the phrase “Fuck right off!” works with an exclamation mark, too.

1The latest commercially available version of Buckaroo! is rendered in 3D as if, for the past four decades, children wouldn’t previously have been able to cope with anything quite so real. Were toy manufacturers forced to up their game once computer-generated games (and films) went all polygon-powered? Alongside yer bog-standard Buckaroo! (with a design clearly riffing on the Eddie Murphy-voiced donkey from Shrek), you can also buy a seasonal Buckaroodolph! (“the mule who doesn’t like Yule”).

2If you’re so inclined, you can also play a variant of the game with your drunk friends. Once they pass out, pile on as many empty cans, fag-packets, ashtrays, frozen sausages and shaving foam squirts as you can until they wake up.

3This is a favourite device of toy manufacturers (see also Sorry! and Stay Alive! though strangely not Yahtzee), pretentious restauranteurs (Fish!) and musical theatre impressarios (Oliver! Hello, Dolly!). But they’re not entirely to blame. By far the most common, widespread and insidious use of the exclamation mark in daily life is, of course, on small ads selling stuff in newsagents windows (or on those noticeboards you get in low-grade supermarkets). As if writing the word “Look” on your tatty postcard isn’t patronising enough, an exclamation mark (or worse still, great swipes of highlighter pen) isn’t going to make that second-hand pram seem any more attractive. And, frankly, if we see any where the two “o”s have been turned into eyes, we now make it a point of principle to burn them.





Posted on December 21, 2005 by Registered CommenterSteve in | Comments6 Comments

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"Put on a shovel,try a pick -if the load's too heavy the mule will kick" -words to live by,I think. Thses days they have changed it to "Puton a shovel, balance a bottle" and nothing more. Why?
Jan 13, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterPaul Jones
There's a Christmas version called "Buckaroo-dolph" which is the same mule with a Comic Relief red nose and fake antlers on his ears. "The mule that hates Yule!"
Feb 15, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterAndrewAnorak
I never owned one myself, but several of my friends did - and they used to scare me! This ugly plastic donkey would stare at you and threaten to make you jump. Looking back now, it was like an Auton in Equine form
Feb 19, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterStephen Morgan
Ted and Dougal play this game in an episode of 'Father Ted'. I think Ted refers to Buckaroo! as 'the sport of kings'.
Aug 2, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterLiz
When I was nine, my brother gave my chicken pox. He recovered in time to go and watch a locally produced version of Oliver! the musical - I did not. Which is why my parents consoled me with a huge bag of sugar coated liquorice sweets and Buckaroo! Left alone with the babysitter, while the rest of the family enjoyed their theatre trip, I truly mastered the steely nerved skills needed to beat this game. On my brother's return from the show he wolfed down the sweets, and high on a giddy mix of E-numbers and Lionel Bart showtunes, destroyed my beloved mule with some heavy-handed saddle bashing. To this day I bear the scars of that pox, both mental and physical.
Sep 28, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterKimos
Loved that game,mine also got wrecked by a family member but to my great delight 10 years later bought one in mint condition from a car boot sale and to this day still play with it at the age of 32.
Much prefered it to Ker Plunk or Operation
Oct 18, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterteddy weddy

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