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Transformers G1 Optimus PrimeNo prizes for guessing Transformers’ gimmick. They were, the vocoded jingle reminded us, robots “in disguise” – i.e. figures which could transform; into cars, trucks, aeroplanes, or (at the less sane end of the spectrum) cassette tapes1. Stupidly collectable, these die-cast anthropomorphs had an in-built “double the value” argument for kids eager to pressure a parent into parting with their hard-earned. It’s a model VW Beetle! And it’s a robot reconnaissance soldier! It’s two toys in one! It is not a rip-off.

Transformers were in fact predated by a good year or two by RoboMachines (later renamed Gobots to tie in with their similarly TV-AM favoured cartoon series) - a slicker and less plastic range of chameleonic constructions that failed to catch on with the general public - and were followed by a load of long-forgotten five minute wonders (Grandstand Convertors, “Robot Anti-Terror Squad… RrrrrrrrrrrrrATS!”) which are now only remembered by… well, us really.

There was also the obligatory comic-book back story: Autobots (the “good” Transformers, initially all road vehicles of some description led by top articulated lorry bloke Optimus Prime) waged a battle to destroy the evil forces of The Decepticons (the villains, headed by Megatron – boo, hiss). Such fictions – along with the tie-in cartoon – bent to the whim of whatever additional toy Hasbro decided to foist on us. Every character had a name, so the range soon expanded to include transforming cameras (Reflector), bulldozers (Bonecrusher), dinosaurs (Sludge) and a space shuttle (Omega One Prime). Best of all were the triple-changers, where three or more from the standard range could be combined to make one giant Transformer. Now they really were cool.

Such was the magnitude of Transformers-mania, mid-Eighties, that the TV series begat an animated feature film, boasting the disparate vocal talents of Orson Welles and Eric Idle2. Chunky digital watches appeared with transforming robot fascias. Ocean Software also produced a fairly rubbish Spectrum/C64 game. And, when retro kitsch finally reached the advertising industry in 2004, Citroen used some whiz-bang CGI and a Les Rhythmes Digitales track to create a dancing, transforming version of their new C4. Actually, that was pretty impressive. The Transformers revival starts here.

1Technically there was a walkman-style tape player with additional cassette Transformers; his name was Soundwave.

2Check it out! Also starring Scooby Doo (Don Messick), Shaggy (Casey Kasem) and Fred (Frank Welker).





Posted on June 1, 2006 by Registered CommenterSteve in , , , | Comments11 Comments

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The must have toy (for boys) 1984-6, I didn't have too many but some people at scheel seemed to collect them like the Star Wars figures. MB managed to produce a board game based around them, but I never saw it outside the Argos cataloge.
Jun 1, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterRichard Davies
Always wanted Optimus Prime (the big lorry do dah) but was way too expensive. Had Prowl, which I took apart to see how it worked, and the Jeep one (whose head I lost). In short I was a careless transformer owner.
Jun 1, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterGareth Williams
Optimus Prime was one I got for Christmas 1985, but as I didn't have too many others I just used it as a Lorry most of the time.
Jun 2, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterRichard Davies
And of course the vocoderised "transformers -robots in Disguise" jingle.Their enemies were the Decepepticons
Jun 2, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterPaul Jones
I didn't watch the cartoons much, mainly because they were so hard to follow being cut up & ramdomly insterted into editions of the Wide Awake Club.

One vocoderised soundbite I remember was Soundwave proclaiming Energon Cubes Forming, which was used in almost every episode.
Jun 3, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterRichard Davies
My friend one, and though I don't remember much about them, I do remember that I had trouble trying to get them to "transform" without breaking any limbs off. Which made me resentful towards the commercials that always featured either stop-motion or triple-speed "transformation," in an attempt to disguise the fact that they didn't really change that easily.
Jun 4, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterJeremy
I always wanted Jazz - the Martini-striped Porsche 911 robot, but never had it. Instead I had to make do with a couple of the smaller - and frankly not as fun - Robomachines. To be honest, thay never really got as much attention from me as my Matchbox MG 1100 or Mk4 Zodiac.
Jun 14, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterAustin Maxi
The 'updated' current versions aren't a patch on the originals!
Jun 30, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterMartina
There were various Transformer rip-offs, such as Grandstand's 'Convertors' which used the slogan 'nothing is what it seems!'

There was also one with the slogan 'illusion is the ultimate weapon!' but I can't remember what that one was.
Jul 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterUncle Feedle
I hate to be pedantic, but Triple Changers weren't the ones that you combined to make a big robot (they were 'constructicons' if I remember rightly, and I only ever got one or two of the full set which was frustrating beyond belief.)
Triple changers were one robot that changed into not one but two vehicles, which was, for the Thatcherite mindset of the 1980's parent and kid, both economically prudent and gloriously extravagant.
I never had one of those expensive triple changers (possibly also due to Thatcherite economics and my dad being unemployed for long periods in the 80's!) I had a 'Headmaster' though, where the head changed into a robot, which was also very exciting.
Until I lent it to some clot at school and he lost the head, thus rendering the whole thing useless.
Nov 10, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterPaul
There were actually five different sets of robots that combined into five different giant Transformers - the Constructicons were the first set released.

I remember RATS and Grandstand Converters. The main Converter (a city) ended up being licensed to Hasbro and produced as a Transformer - Omega One, I think. I believe Jetfire, the Autobot swingwing plane, was originally a Bandai Robotech toy as well.
Jun 22, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAlan

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